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Get ready for a night of hilarious chaos and unexpected wisdom at Drunk Justice,where comedians argue the most ridiculous topics with the seriousness of a Supreme Court case! Our sharp-witted debaters will take on the hard-hitting questions you never knew you needed answers to: Are you truly a monster if you don’t return your shopping cart? Could Darth Vader have been the real hero of Star Wars? Is Phillie Phanatic secretly the worst mascot in sports history? With the added twist of five intoxicated judges making the final call, anything can happen. The audience even gets a chance to stir the pot by grilling the comedians themselves. Expect a wild ride filled with points, counterpoints, slurred rebuttals, and more laughs than you can count. It’s debate night like you’ve never seen before—where the arguments are fierce, the decisions are questionable, and the only thing guaranteed is a good time. Drunk Justice: The most fun you can have in a courtroom without getting arrested! September 20th Judges: Brian Crall, Chris Emery, Ellen Berg, Ruben Acosta, Yuen Lenh Plaintiffs: Stacey Cochran vs. Jenna Swartz and TBA Bailiff: TBA